WANT TO VOLUNTEER TO BE CRUCIFIED? LINE UP.

Yep, they really nail them to crosses on Good Friday in San Fernando Pampagna. Their is also a parade of men doing some self flagellation. If you want to you can stop at places where other people will swat you, whip you or brush your back with a broken glass brush (see photos!) Thousands of spectators watch and eat ice cream and buy souvenir Spongebob SquarePants balloons. Every word is true.

(Location: San Fernando Pampangna, Philippines)